Brand New Kind of Christmas Song is the fourth song of the 1977 Christmas special, A Flintstone Christmas.
Premise[]
It is performed by Santa Claus's elves when Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble visit Santa's workshop.
Lyrics[]
Elves: It's a brand new kind of Christmas song
You don't sing, you only toot along
With the... (sounds)
And the... (sounds)
(Instrumental break with la-las and toot-toots)
Elf: First you push the dinky-doodle
And to start that thingamajig
The crevasse turns the crevasse on the gadget
It's very scientific and it makes a lots of noise
But the Super-Duper Whatchamacallit makes terrific toys.
Fred and Barney: It's a brand new kind of Christmas song
We don't sing, we'll only toot along
With a... (sounds)
And a... (sounds)
Elves: You'll have a happy time
Of fun and tooting
It's gotta feed good
There's nothing to it
All: You just... (sounds)
When we play this merry Christmas song.